
'Team Building' Shirt
The cult handbook has been rebranded. "Dark ritual" is now "team-building exercise." "Initiation" is now "onboarding." "The old ones" are now "senior leadership." Progress. The hours are terrible, the vibes are unsettling, but the group chat is actually really supportive.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
For people whose workplace has HR speak for things that used to be actionable by the Inquisition.
The cult handbook has been rebranded. "Dark ritual" is now "team-building exercise." "Initiation" is now "onboarding." "The old ones" are now "senior leadership." Progress. The hours are terrible, the vibes are unsettling, but the group chat is actually really supportive.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
For people whose workplace has HR speak for things that used to be actionable by the Inquisition.
Original: $33.00
-65%$33.00
$11.55Description
The cult handbook has been rebranded. "Dark ritual" is now "team-building exercise." "Initiation" is now "onboarding." "The old ones" are now "senior leadership." Progress. The hours are terrible, the vibes are unsettling, but the group chat is actually really supportive.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
For people whose workplace has HR speak for things that used to be actionable by the Inquisition.


















