Somewhere in an apocryphal gospel there is a page missing. It depicts the Second Coming, but with a twist that no theologian predicted: the savior arriving on the back of a velociraptor. The cover art is pulp. The message is unclear. The audience is delighted. Do with this information what you will.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people who would absolutely attend that Sunday service.