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'Discount Bats' Shirt

Someone has too many bats. The price reflects this. There's a phone number. You don't ask questions when bats are on clearance: you answer the ad. You take home five bats. They are grateful, they are very normal bats with no unusual qualities, and the important thing is they are CHEAP.

  • Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
  • Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For the people who were absolutely going to rescue a bat anyway.

Someone has too many bats. The price reflects this. There's a phone number. You don't ask questions when bats are on clearance: you answer the ad. You take home five bats. They are grateful, they are very normal bats with no unusual qualities, and the important thing is they are CHEAP.

  • Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
  • Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For the people who were absolutely going to rescue a bat anyway.

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From $11.55

Original: $33.00

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'Discount Bats' Shirt

$33.00

$11.55

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Someone has too many bats. The price reflects this. There's a phone number. You don't ask questions when bats are on clearance: you answer the ad. You take home five bats. They are grateful, they are very normal bats with no unusual qualities, and the important thing is they are CHEAP.

  • Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
  • Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For the people who were absolutely going to rescue a bat anyway.