
'Discount Bats' Shirt
Someone has too many bats. The price reflects this. There's a phone number. You don't ask questions when bats are on clearance: you answer the ad. You take home five bats. They are grateful, they are very normal bats with no unusual qualities, and the important thing is they are CHEAP.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
For the people who were absolutely going to rescue a bat anyway.
Someone has too many bats. The price reflects this. There's a phone number. You don't ask questions when bats are on clearance: you answer the ad. You take home five bats. They are grateful, they are very normal bats with no unusual qualities, and the important thing is they are CHEAP.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
For the people who were absolutely going to rescue a bat anyway.
Original: $33.00
-65%$33.00
$11.55Description
Someone has too many bats. The price reflects this. There's a phone number. You don't ask questions when bats are on clearance: you answer the ad. You take home five bats. They are grateful, they are very normal bats with no unusual qualities, and the important thing is they are CHEAP.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
For the people who were absolutely going to rescue a bat anyway.


















