Anyone down for serial killer documentaries and chill? I get why someone might want to watch a rom-com. Lighthearted, funny, nice, relaxing. But sometimes it's just a little too cheery. On a Friday night I'd rather cozy up with something a little more foreboding. I can't wind down from my afternoon true crime podcast with showtunes. I only feel calm when I'm filled with dread.

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For people whose idea of self-care is a very specific kind of unease.