The big book is open. An alien is making eye contact. A UFO is hovering over that field outside Roswell that the government definitely isn't testing anything at. You've read the forums, you've watched the documentaries. You have at least three theories that, while unverifiable, happen to fit all the available evidence. The truth is in here somewhere. You're willing to put in the hours.

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