'Live Fast, Eat Trash' Shirt
The raccoon has achieved the dream. Zero responsibility, infinite snacks, aesthetic rebellion built in from birth. Sunglasses at night because reasons. A pink backdrop because sure. Nobody teaches you how to live fast and eat trash. The raccoon came out of the womb already doing it. You've been learning from the master.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
For people who have always felt a deep, unspoken kinship with the creature tipping over your neighbor's bin at 3am.
The raccoon has achieved the dream. Zero responsibility, infinite snacks, aesthetic rebellion built in from birth. Sunglasses at night because reasons. A pink backdrop because sure. Nobody teaches you how to live fast and eat trash. The raccoon came out of the womb already doing it. You've been learning from the master.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
For people who have always felt a deep, unspoken kinship with the creature tipping over your neighbor's bin at 3am.
Original: $33.00
-65%$33.00
$11.55Description
The raccoon has achieved the dream. Zero responsibility, infinite snacks, aesthetic rebellion built in from birth. Sunglasses at night because reasons. A pink backdrop because sure. Nobody teaches you how to live fast and eat trash. The raccoon came out of the womb already doing it. You've been learning from the master.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
For people who have always felt a deep, unspoken kinship with the creature tipping over your neighbor's bin at 3am.
