This goose used to be silly. Then the economy happened. Now the goose has reading glasses, a newspaper subscription, and is tracking macro indicators instead of chasing bread crumbs. This goose doesn't have time to be silly any more, this goose has obligations.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For everyone who's still a silly goose at heart, even if they have too many responsibilities right now to let it show.